Name withheld.

Friend: everyone comes
and watches you?
like you have people come to share this moment
then they drop all this money on you
then ALL this attention is on you
omg the idea of walking down the aisle
everyone STARING at me
makes me want to piss my pants
and throw up
at the same time
and shit
while pissing and throwing up
but yeah. fucking weird man. i mean i guess when i get there at some point, i’ll be all excited for that or something
but my weddings gonna be cool
me: ok sub change
Friend: yea true
BABIES
HOW MANY BABIES DO YOU WANT!!!!!