I love The Onion because it’s smart. It’s sarcastic. It is “fake” news, but like sexual orientation, there’s always a spectrum. Real or not real, The Onion draws from true thoughts, fears, and opinions, and extracts them. Makes you think.

I love The Onion because it feels what I feel. So read this article. It’s great. 

8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live