Welcome to English Class 207; today you will be learning some new words and phrases.


In other words, I say weird shit.

And you’re going to read about it. 

First up is LOL. I started saying “lol” as a joke to make fun of aim lingo, but then I started using it so regularly…in every day conversation…that it would be hypocritical of me to say I still use it insincerely. LOL, or “laughing-out-loud” is quite universal, and I use it in place of the words “funny,” “humorous,” or even “hahahah.”  Moreover, it can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective! Let’s go to the chalkboard:

“Oh man, that was so LOL.”  Adjective. 

“That movie was really funny, I LOL’ed all night.” Verb.

“LOL.” Noun. (right?)


Next is a series of words I use that pretty much explain why I’m single.  I usually say things like yo dude, or hey man. I really like referring to a guy as man when I’m talking to him, which seems like a sort of masculine thing to do. Also, when I should respond to thing guys say with an “I agree!” or “you’re totally right,” I say word. 

Nice looking guy: “Hey, my name is Dean. What’s yours?”

Stupid me: “Yo dude, my name’s Laura.”

Nice looking guy: “Oh cool, my sister’s name is Laura.”

Stupid me: “Word.”

Stupid me (to friend): “Where did that nice looking guy go?”


Next is my take on “you’re welcome.” If someone ever thanks me, I ALWAYS say no worries. I have no idea where this came from. Whatever. (Word?) No worries, it’s all good. I say that a lot too. It’s all good. 

  Because it is. Right?


This next one is very important to me. Hard Chilling. I don’t know where I came up with this phrase, but it holds a very special place in my heart.  I have a friend from college who still tells me that her dad asks about me from time to time, inquiring if “Laura is well, and is she hard chilling?” Now listen: hard chilling isn’t just an act, it’s a mindset. Think, meditation for hipsters. Maybe.  It’s hard to put down into words, but just know that when times get rough, you should sit down and hard chill. 


Lastly, dt. This stands for downtown, and everyone should use it as leisurely as I do. Wherever I am, if I want to have even moreee fun, or go on an adventure, I suggest “going dt.” You can be in Texas, New York, Sri Lanka, I don’t care. You should all go dt. And while you’re at it, have a dp. (I’ll let you figure that one out for yourselves.)

Class dismissed. lol. 

About Laura

marketing director at Possible. formerly at Greatist. Still running, finding zen, and searching for the perfect bloody mary.

Posted on July 15, 2011, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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